People who say “the customer is always right” have clearly never had a conversation with the customer
me: “We have small or large.”
customer: “I want medium.”
me: “Is that for here or to go?”
11:59 september 30th:
12:00am October 1st:
i lost a follower because of this
how do girls manage to look good when they get out of the shower, i look like someone used a firehose on a gigantic rat
I had a closing shift at my work with one other guy and while we were doing shit at the front he was playing music from his phone…and he played the actual harlem shake song. It took a lot of will power to not laugh.
one time i was running to the bathroom to throw up but I threw up before I got there and slipped and fell in my own vomit.